I hate spiders. I hate them, but I don’t want to kill them. I’m afraid scoop ’em up with a piece of paper to put them outside but I don’t want them crawling all around.
If nobody else is around, the only solution is to:
It is now someone else’s problem :)
Edit: More than a few of you have expressed concerns for these spiders that I trap in cups. Don’t worry, I don’t let the spiders slowly die a painful death/starve to death/dehydrate/die from exhaustion of trying to claw their way out/suffocate etc. I just alert the next human I see to release them into the wild.